A little extra time on your hands!
Christmas in the South: If You Can't Fry it, Spray Paint it Gold
Showing off the House: One of the more bizarre things about life in the South is how a dinner inevitably leads to a tour of the house. This is equally true of antibellum and double-wide homes.
Advertising the Family Name: This is the only time of year when five bucks and a poinsettia can get the family name in the church bulletin.
Promoting the Family Name: From January to Thanksgiving only real estate agents, attorneys and hookers can freely distribute photos of themselves...Christmas, however, is open season.
Holidays On Ice
The woman at Macy's asked, "Would you be interested in full-time elf or evening and weekend elf?"
I said "Full time"
I have an appointment next Wednesday at noon.
I am a thirty-three year old man applying for a job as an elf.
Speaking of Ice
So many tv specials. It is hard to pick between them.
Committed, that's who.
O Holy Third Day
It is only right to include this on this day. It's not every festive gathering that you hear caroling with a didgeridoo. Sadly, it is synthesized. Is nothing real anymore?
Let your light so shine before men, that they may see your good works, and glorify your Father which is in heaven.